The Witcher 3 Cow Exploit Fixed in Hilarious Way

A long time ago, in an empire far away there were some cows.  These cows lived a peaceful existence in their pen doing all the amazing things that cows do...sleeping, eating, mooing, and pooping.  Then one day a white haired villain came along and decided to murder these cows.  Why?  Unchecked greed.  This "witcher" had discovered that selling the hides of the murdered cows could net him a lot of coin.  These were no ordinary cows...these cows were cursed, spending eternity being slaughtered by evil, greedy men who sought to sell their hides to amass great fortunes.  It's like "Groundhog's Day" if it featured cows being slain by a sword wielding madman.

Then one day some magicians found out about the gratuitous cow murder happening in their realm.  They banded together to banish this form of evil once and for all....in the form of a beast spawned to be a bovine protector.

No longer will cow murder be acceptable in these lands!

I never tried the cow exploit but knowing how broke I was in the early part of the game....might not have been a bad idea.  If you had to pick a way to fix this problem...this is definitely the way.